Dives of the Valley - Greco's Pizzeria




Known for being home to the largest pizzas in the Valley, Greco's 28-inch monsters must be handled with both hands. A single slice is the size of a traffic cone. As embarrassed as I am to admit it, our seasoned team of a dozen gluttons was unable to put away even three of these behemoths. The team, of course, can expect a thorough raking over the coals at the next practice for this shameful loss of face. If staying fit and trim has anything to do with portion control and that's something you are concerned about, you will want to give Greco's a wide berth. Come to think of it, if you can even spell h-e-a-l-t-h-y, you'd be best advised to steer clear of any place where our staff eats. If, on the other hand, you are seeking only authentic thin-crust New York pizza to stuff your face, pay close attention. Easily accessible by bike or public transportation, Greco's is conveniently located, just a block away from the Metro Orange Line and bike path. If you do decide to dine in, you will be treated to a view of a cute petroleum refinery nestled amongst the body shops and purveyors of llantas usadas plying their wares along Hazeltine and Oxnard.
Greco's New York Pizza
6024 Hazeltine Avenue
Van Nuys, CA 91401

2 Comments:
your blog is making me really hungry! cambodia sucks for food. there is no
variety. i am dieing for a slice of pizza or some BBQ out here. even
Mcdonalds has not reach this part of the world.
That is one HUGE pizza. Your team's problem? It needed a ringer. I was
your guy. I'd do anything to be on your team! But I do not tolerate
weakness. If you can't finish the job, join the IDF. Otherwise, Hezbollah
will tackle any pizza.
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