Piano Lessons, Anyone?
We're no marketing geniuses over here at Liquid Premium, but how many people really take Quasimodo here up on his offer for piano lessons? We're certainly pleased that someone at least has a merit-based hiring policy and does not discriminate on the basis of appearance. This fellow was strategically placed outside Center BMW in Sherman Oaks in order to snare the prime demographic of upwardly mobile folk who would just love for young Rutherford and Constance to be able to plonk out Fur Elise when guests come over for Christmas dinner. Oh well, let's be grateful he's not stuck holding one of those "Lose Weight Now - Ask Me How" posters or an ad for fitness boot camp.
posted by liquidpremium at 6:30 PM
2 Comments:
Look at that man's fingers! His hands reflect the sensitive soul of an artist. Can't you hear Rachmoninoff as you gaze at his noble visage. If he is not a pianist, I'm sure he's capable with some musical instrument, perhaps church bells.
what sign do you want him to hold up - " RETARD TRAINING ACADEMY- WE DROOL ON THE COMPETITION"?
What's the male equivalent of gunt? This guy has it.
It looks like the San Fernando Valley is the most boring place in the world.
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